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Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Top 10 Tips to Develop Unmaintainable Code

- Top 10 Tips to Develop Unmaintainable Code
- Controversial and FUN

Friday, April 13, 2012

A professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it. He held it up for all to see & asked the students"How much do you think this glass weighs?"

'50gms!' ..... '100gms!' .....'125gms' ...the students answered.

"I really don't know unless I weigh it," said the professor, "but, my question is:

What would happen if I held it up like this for a few minutes?"

'Nothing' …..the students said.'Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?' the professor asked.

'Your arm would begin to ache' said one of the student"You're right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?"

"Your arm could go numb, you might have severe muscle stress & paralysis & have to go to hospital for sure!"
….. ventured another student & all the students laughed"Very good.
But during all this, did the weight of the glass change?"
asked the professor.

'No'…. Was the answer."Then what caused the arm ache & the muscle stress?"

The students were puzzled."What should I do now to come out of pain?" asked professor again.

"Put the glass down!" said one of the students"Exactly!" said the professor.

Life's problems are something like this.
Hold it for a few minutes in your head & they seem OK.

Think of them for a long time & they begin to ache.
Hold it even longer & they begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything.

It's important to think of the challenges or problems in your life,
But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT is to 'PUT THEM DOWN' at the end of every day before You go to sleep..

That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh &strong & can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way!

So, when you leave office today,
Remember my friends to 'PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY! '

Monday, January 23, 2012

Farm Frenzy

Monday, January 9, 2012

Healthy View

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Work Virus

The centre for Disease Control Board has issued a medical alert about a highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK).

If you see anyone infected by WORK, don't go near him/her. The virus will wipe out your private life entirely.

If you come in contact with this WORK, you should immediately take at least two of your friends to the nearest
"Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) centre to take 1 or both of the antidotes known as
"Work Isolating Neutralier Extract" (WINE),
"Radioactive UnWORK Medicine"(RUM),
"Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER),
"Vaccino Offico Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA)
and continue its dosage till WORK is eliminated from your system completely.

Please forward this message to all your friends and save their lives.

Issued in Public Interest by
"Buddies for Eradication of Work Disease Association" (BEWDAs)

What bird are you ?

21 Jan - 17 Feb	Robin	A cool exterior disguises a fiery temper and is very opinionated - although those opinions are not always shared by everyone. They are proud and particularly home-loving, although have a tendency to be quarrelsome.
18 Feb - 17 March	Goldfinch	Goldfinch people are colorful characters who are sensitive and always alert. They are gregarious by nature and love being in groups of people, which offers them security. They need to find an outlet for their imaginative abilities or they are sometimes be in danger of becoming nervous and irritable.
18 March - 14 April	Hawk	A powerful individual which displays courage and a sometimes ruthless determination. Avoids problematical obstacles with skill, although must be fully targeted so as not to waste energy in fruitless chases for the impossible.
15 April - 12 May	Albatross	Has a tendency to have a mind that wanders, but when in search of a particular goal, will travel great lengths to achieve it. Occasionally, the albatross may become caught up in things it shouldn't when not seeing clearly enough.
e	Dove	Peace-loving by nature, doves will bill and coo about things close to their heart. They enjoy a fulfilling love-life and rarely fail to satisfy. They are also patient, adaptable and personable. Their lack of aggression sometimes makes them the victim of more predatory characters.
10 June- 7 July	Eagle	A well-respected figure which has excellent visionary qualities. Eagles will truck no nonsense and will fix opponents with a powerful stare. They have the power to rise above the trivial aspects of humanity, and are highly tal ented.
8 July- 4 August	Nightingale	More often heard before being seen, nightingales always have something to say for themselves. They are however very much in tune with their partners. Their unimpressive exterior hides a personality that is just waiting to burst out.
5 August - 1 Sept	Kingfisher	Another flamboyant and colorful character that is always exciting to encounter. They rush around at great speed and have a close spiritual affinity with water. They have a sharp and perceptive head on them, but can make them impetuous enough to dive in where others would fear to go.
2 Sept - 29 Sept	Swan	The swan is a complex character. While appearing on the surface as a calm and relaxed individual, underneath they are working hard to keep up with the pace of modern life. If provoked their natural graceful demeanor can give way to a violent temper which puts them in a flap. They are definitely someone to have on your side.
30 Sept - 27 Oct	Woodpecker	A tough, hard-working character with plenty of stamina. Has no problem drumming up support for their ideas, no matter how wacky they seem. With a lateral-thinking mind they are skilled at dissecting problems and seeing the wood for the trees. However, with their noisy and exuberant lifestyle, you might not want to have one as a neighbor.
28 Oct - 24 Nov	Kestrel	A sharp brain helps kestrel people hover from one subject to another without losing concentration. They focus on their life's goal with a single-minded focus, not flustered by what is going on around them. A confidence in their own ability helps them to soar to heights others may only dream of.
25 Nov - 23 Dec	Raven	Always impressive, raven people are a tower of strength. They are more intelligent than their peers and are adept problem-solvers. They enjoy challenges are stimulated by wild and exposed places.
24 Dec - 20 Jan	Heron	Heron people may be solitary individuals for much of the time, they nevertheless have a need to settle in busy communities where they know everyone else. They may get bogged down as they wade the course of life, but have broad enough shoulders to cope with weighty issues. But their insecure nature often leads them to fish for compliments.